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Cameltoe Cameltoe Tennis
Muscles from Brussels
Toe Factor: 7
Grand Slams: 3
One thing Justine will never be able to give me is a Henin-Hard on. She just doesn't do it for me. At least, not when you compare her to some of the other women on Tour. Anna, a teenage Hingis, Bettina Bunge (an early 90s weapon), almost any of the many Russian teenagers now living at Bolleteri Tennis Academy. I think that Venus is beautiful too, in a very stately and dignified way...Venus will age incredibly gracefully and have a real presence and beauty forever. Serena, on the other hand, could crush an apple between her ass cheeks and could bench press one of the smaller former soviet states like Latvia or Belarus. Capriati was so cute when she was young but has turned overly jockish and manly. Somehow Tracy Austin looks better at 40 than she did at 15. Oh, why write anymore...no one watches the Australian Open anyhow.
Jennifer CapriaToe
Toe Factor: 8 (enhanced by sweat)
Jennifer had a hell of a year, with 2 Grand Slams last year. However, here the former teen flameout and onetime pot-smoking kleptomaniac with black nail polish (who, at the time, felt she discovered Led Zeppelin for her generation) is sporting a toe that says "take this, dad, you overbearing 'tennis parent'...i'm broadcasting my goods to the free world and there's nothing you can do about it". Her forlorn father can only sit and watch (on a plasma flat-screen TV that her childhood earnings bought for him).There's no telling how good she could have been (maybe still can be) had her parents allowed her professional career to begin AFTER she learned to count.
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