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Toe Factor: 8
Poor Madonna. Used to have her finger on the pulse of what was outrageous and made millions manipulating various images and pressing buttons. Now, at 45, and in the face of tepid record sales and an increasingly hard-to-watch quest for sustained relevance to MTV's target audience, she looks through her 1987 lens and figures that THIS will shock people. Unfortunately for her, at the same time this was on MTV, Bravo was broadcasting Boy Meets Boy. The only thing shocking about this is that Madonna actually thought it was shocking. I find it confusing why a seemingly intelligent, wildly successful and almost unimaginably wealthy woman actually stills cares if she's relevant to today's 18 year-olds. Do you know what looks best on a 45 year-old mother of two? Dignity.
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Toe Factor: 10 (don’t argue with me)
Let's get one thing straight. I love Beyonce. That video for "Crazy in Love" is ridiculous. It makes Britney and Christina Agui-lame-a look about as sexy as a Janet Reno/Rush Limbaugh amateur porn clip. I have heard all the knocks on her music, her father, Destiny's Child, etc. I don't give a goddamn. Saw her at Jay-Z's joint in NYC last week (40/40 Lounge... I highly recommend the Deep Fried Snickers for dessert). But back to Beyonce. She stole the show at the MTV awards. She had Warren Sapp trying, and failing, to do her dance in the endzone. She stole the last Austin Powers film. Ok. She did suck in Goldmember. Now, back to the Limbaugh porn. Wouldn’t it be great if has-been politicians did porn and Celebrity Boxing? How much would you pay to see Newt Gingrich in "Majority Whip Me"... or Dan Quayle boxing Al Gore? Why don't I have a job at Fox?
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