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Maria Butt-yrskaya
Figure skating is pretty close to women's gymnastics when it comes to pissing me off. The scoring is so obviously biased (9.6, 9.6, 9.8, and a 7.5 from the Russian judge).
Beaver Creek (get it?)
We figured with most of the East Coast buried under a couple of feet of snow, a skiing toe would be appropriate this week. Unfortunately, this was the best we could do. The thing that sucks the most about winter in the Northeast isn't the snow. It is the cold toilet seat.
Big Mama’s House
First thing that springs to mind is the fact that she is in the audience and not in some Oprah Show “Me and Anorexia” next is why is she at the front, the three women at the back are well pissed.


