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Posted on 21st August 2008
Gerard DeparDONT!
Toe Factor: 1 (confirms what we all think of Frenchies)
Seen: Trying in vain to remain relevant
Here we have France's leading Gay SuperHero, Jean Paul BelmonToe. "Faster than a speeding Renault LeCar. More powerful than 2 week old Chevre (cheese, imbecile). Able to leap to thoughtless conclusions about foreign policy in a single bound... It's a frog... It's quite vain… It's SuperFrenchie!!!!!!" Napoleon went to invade Moscow with 440,000 troops. He came back with 20,000. Let's listen to these people when it comes to matters of war. France is actually a beautiful place, with countless cultural contributions to their credit. But you will never meet a people so seemingly self-satisfied with so little justification for being so... unless you stroll the aisles at Whole Foods in Brentwood. But no matter how much the French piss me off, you will never hear me order "Freedom Fries". Cmon... lets have some self respect..
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