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Posted on 21st August 2008
German Farmer Toe
Toe Factor: 6 (strong Euro factor)
Here we see a picture taken from a website selling thongs to German farmers. What... you didn't know thongs were an essential part of a farmer's attire? This image could not be further from the American farmer aesthetic... which runs from hillbilly to Marlboro man and everything in between. If REO Speedwagon merged with John Deere in 1978 and relocated to Berlin this would be the posterchild for the new corporate image. In America we only see very urbane Euros... the kind with trust funds, titles and a sportcoat for every occasion... the kind that smoke constantly and act like college students until they are 35 and who live off of the land holdings of a relative who died in the 1600s. America is the only place to find the stereotypical "Euro"; in Europe itself (and more in Germany than anywhere else) you get a lot of the angry dork/awkward type of person... like this guy. People who, without the mullets and the Rammstein T-Shirts, would look more like some sort of mid-80s dungeons and dragons geek than anything else... a far cry from the suave French 33 year old who hit on your teenage sister (successfully) at Cipriani Downtown last Thursday..
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