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May the Foreskin Be With You
Toe Factor: 6 (second from right)
Here we see George Lucas’ four sons in a photo taken from the Skywalker Ranch in beautiful Marin County, CA. The stormtrooper (real name: Randy, the eldest) only takes the helmet off for trips to the dentist and to TCBY. Lucas grew up as an insecure intellectual and a bit of a nerd (why else would a director be based in the Bay Area) so he overcompensated by linking his kids’ allowance to how many preacher curls they did in the family’s home gym. If you watch the original Star Wars there are some freaky toes in the famous bar scene, and Yoda himself has, from time to time, been caught sporting some funky space lumber.
Squirrel Toe
Toe Factor: N/A (nude)
Seen: My attic
This squirrell has some big balls. That's all.
Where to begin....
Toe Factor: 10 (perhaps the largest toe on record)
Overheard Saying: "I got this double-breasted blazer from a garage sale at Chris Farley's mom's house."
Where to begin....you gotta love a country (Australia) that can get away with publicly humiliating fat people during the Olympics. America would have a mascot that was so inoffensive, it would defy description. Remember the mascot from the Atlanta olympics? Me either. This guy just pretended to fart, which sent the women's swim team into hysterics. But lets take a closer look... is the toe vendor sporting a Seinfeld puffy shirt? Cameltoe.org is considering being a sponsor of the Olympics due to the inordinate number of toes on display.
Subway Toeken
Toe Factor: 7
A loyal female fan, codename Sassy, risked bodily harm (well, okay maybe just an unpleasant confrontation) getting this gem on the NY Subway. The baggy chinos reveal, to the trained eye, a fine example of testicular separation and lift
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Cubic ZirTOEnium
Here we see Joan Rivers after she loaded up her time machine with peroxide and 93 octane silicone and pressed "1965" (takes her back to her mid 30s, probably). While "1965 Joan" sports a great body and an impressive TOE, the best part about 1965 Joan was that this was the last year in which her daughter Melissa wasn't trying to affix herself to Mommy's career.
U-Toe Basketball
Given that we are in the teeth of March Madness, we thought we would try to find some related Toe for you. We were frankly hoping for a Florida cheerleader or something.
Congressional Toe
First of all, I love that congress is a bicameral legislature. This woman earned a toe factor of 14 because she has two toes... the normal toe as well as a horizontal toe (which is actually more prominent than her regular toe).