Ms. Afghanistan 2003

Wow. This is a surprise. In just two years we've gone from the Taliban to the Toeliban. This woman is not really that hot, but given the geopolitical backdrop she is impressive. She's got a combination body... sort of the hourglass lean-but-unmuscular torso of the 1970s playboy bodies with the tightly-cropped/waxed toe region and fake rack of 2003. In 2001, the last year the competition was held (2002 was cancelled due to an “invasion”), the winner looked somewhat different...

Sharon STOEne

Sharon Stone is a member of MENSA, so she knows that her toe is the most prominent part of this photo... even more prominent than the mid to late eighties cordless phone she's using (the kind which actually required the antenna to be up if you wanted to stray into the bathroom for a grunt on the phone).

Daisy Duke Toe

Catherine Bach, better known as Daisy Duke from the Dukes of Hazzard, is now 48 years old. But any guy that had a television in the late 70's or early 80's remembers the days when she could send your Enos on a wild goose chase. Warner Bros. had a little show about a crap town in Georgia that would have failed miserably were it not for Daisy's legs and short shorts.