Gerard DeparDONT!

Here we have France's leading Gay SuperHero, Jean Paul BelmonToe. "Faster than a speeding Renault LeCar. More powerful than 2 week old Chevre (cheese, imbecile). Able to leap to thoughtless conclusions about foreign policy in a single bound... It's a frog... It's quite vain… It's SuperFrenchie!!!!!!"

San AnTOEnio

Seth is a simple man with simple needs. He lives in Texas, and loves to sample the casinos just over the border in Louisiana. After years of wistfully flipping through the catalogs, he took his bonus from EDS and bought hisself the finest pontoon boat $6,500 can buy. And goddamn if it don't reel in the honeys.

Quality TOE

Ah, glasnost. You don't have to be a big reader to appreciate the Cardinal in this Kremlin. It wasn't just nuclear arms and a totalitarian state that was hiding behind the curtain, it was also some quality TOE.