Toe of Confusion

We've been looking at this photo for a while now trying to gauge how to describe it. One of the larger factors that go into how critical we should be is whether or not this human being is pregnant. We've had days to study the image yet we cannot make that determination.

Junior Mafia Toe

Lil’ Kim is far too talented to continue to rely on her trashy image. Her early work with Biggie Smalls was legendary ("Get Money" is a classic....own it). And after Biggie got capped, many predicted Kim’s demise. But she is still topping the charts. The best song of the summer is "Magic Stick", a collabo with her and 50 Cent (my record company buddy uses the term "collabo", so I thought I would try it out...did I sound cool?).

Paul Stanley (of KISS, dumbass)

While my inclination is to ridicule Paul without restraint, I cannot do so because I have some admiration for him. I respect that he has sold tens of millions of dollars worth of action figures and lunchboxes to generations of fans.