Seminole Toes

First off, let's just state the obvious: it's an outrage and a gaping oversight that Florida State isn't in the Ivy League.

Beautiful woman

About 4 years ago, I was checking into a swanky hotel in San Francisco. All of a sudden, up walks Tyra Banks wearing sweatpants and no makeup, and still looking gooooooood.

Sigrid and Jolie

Sigrid and Jolie were the hottest girls in the class of 1992 at Hamburg High (Germany). To this day they like to get together and listen to Ace of Base in Jolie's basement and talk about old times, like the time they went to California in 1988 with their middle school gymnastics team and had a threesome with Ralph Macchio (who was still riding high off of his Karate Kid exposure and paycheck) in an alley behind the third street promenade in Santa Monica.