Clean and Don

I am sure this is a nice lady and all. But c'mon. There is no reason for this to occur. Move on. Nothing to see here.

Nutcrackers? Sweet.

These two are on their toes for one reason: otherwise their genitals would be sweeping the floor.

Sexually Ambiguous Toe

Holy shit. This is the prototype for the "PAT" character from Saturday night live in the early 90s. Of course, compared to this, Julia Sweeney's character looks like Heidi Klum (see celebrity toe archive).