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Par Four Toe
Toe Factor: 8 (with a 2 handicap for the far right one)
Seen: Pebble, Nantucket Golf, Winged Foot, Pinehurst
We were told that this photo was taken at a charity golf tournament. Where does one find courses with trashy women such as these? Portland, Oregon? The one on the left is sassy, and exudes confidence that she could make you beg for mercy. The 2nd from the left has a nice toe. But something tells me she has used her company's mental health plan more than they had hoped. The guy has that " I am going to regret this picture" look. The red bikini woman is a poor man's Phoebe Cates. But that is OK. The woman on the far right is a broomstick short of being burned in Salem, Mass. She looks like she just finished her first pack of Newport Lights, and is ready to reload. These women should enjoy what little remains of their misspent youths. Cause ten years from now, the only lasting vestige of those years will be the tattoos and the nicotine addiction. Wow. That sounded harsh, even for me.
Ms. Afghanistan 2003
Toe Factor: 8
Wow. This is a surprise. In just two years we've gone from the Taliban to the Toeliban. This woman is not really that hot, but given the geopolitical backdrop she is impressive. She's got a combination body... sort of the hourglass lean-but-unmuscular torso of the 1970s playboy bodies with the tightly-cropped/waxed toe region and fake rack of 2003. In 2001, the last year the competition was held (2002 was cancelled due to an “invasion”), the winner looked somewhat different... she wore a burka and had a bush that looked like an afghan blanket. In Iraq, under Saddam, the men had a contest each year to search for the Shiite with the largest nutsack... the winner was declared the "Bag-daddy". We called Paul Bremmer to see if this wonderful Muslim tradition would continue under US supervision but he declined to comment.
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