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Cameltoe Women Cameltoe 18-30
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Harley Toe
Toe Factor: 7 (strong spread factor)
Favorite Beer: Pabst Blue Ribbon (cans..not bottles)
This woman is a fashion pioneer. I know a lot of stylish and creative women. But none of them have looked at a belt and considered the possibility of wearing it as a shirt. Most women that live in major cities spend half of their paycheck (or worse, their husband's paycheck) on shoes. But the only people that care are other women. Not only can men not tell the difference between a Manolo Blahnick pump and a Timberland hiking shoe, we dont care either. This trend-setter is far more practical. She spent her money on a boob-job and two $39 belts from J Crew. And god bless her for doing so. I am particularly fond of the juxtaposition of this vixen standing in front of a Chrysler minivan. Soccer dads everywhere dream of this moment. So ladies...if you want men to notice you, remember... forget the $300 shoes. Crowbar that ass into the jeans you wore in 7th grade and wrap a belt around your surgically enhanced shelf. Thank you.
Kind of touching
Toe Factor: 10
Seen at: Camel-Toe Report Office Parties
One of our fans has honored us with her presence on the homepage this month. Bonus points for representing our homepage in the background!
This is the kind of touching gesture that makes it all worthwhile...
Daisy Dukes
Toe Factor: 6
Seen at: State Fair, boyfriend's bail hearing
Favorite Band: Motley Crue
This vixen probably bought these Daisy Dukes in the kiddie section of Ross or Marshall's. Note the strategically placed pack of Marlboro reds, designed to attract smokers' eyes to the cameltoe region. She secretly hopes you will look at the toe for a second too long, at which point her mullet-sporting boyfriend will pick a fight with you. She will cry out, "No Randy....leave him alone..." while secretly delighting in the bloodshed on her behalf. Extra points for proximity on the photo. Very brave. Perhaps done with a purse cam.
Spicy toe specimen
Toe Factor: 9
Seen at: NASCAR Events
Favorite Bands: 38 Special, Dokken
This spicy toe specimen is in exquisite shape for someone who probably does a fair amount of partying. In fact, her complete lack of ____ (fill in degrading term for female belly here, like "gunt" or "traeberman") makes me wonder if this really is a woman. She reminds me of those transexuals in Thailand that I....I mean...one of my friends said he met in a strip club. My guess is that we are lucky this photo is from the rack down. It probably gets
Extra points for the rope against the thigh thing. Bondage imagery mixed with toe = schtife.
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Fireplace Toe
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Sideout Toe
Here we have Michigan's finest co-ed volleyball team. We know little of their success on the court. But we are confident that their performance is enhanced by their outstanding team uniform.
Aryan Nation
Is this the kind of Adonis that Hitler hoped to create when he dreamed of a pure-bred Germany? In a land renown for discipline, a specimen like this is quite a find.