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Convention Toe
Toe Factor: 36 (4x9)
Seen At: Bellagio, Venetian, Caesar's Palace
Conventions are more than just a place for industry leaders to gather and conduct business. They are a place for those same leaders to ogle women, get lapdances, pay for sex, and write it off as a business expense (except for Tech conventions like Comdex, where the San Jose cheapskate geeks surf porn in their rooms and ask housekeeping to send up extra kleenex and lotion). The 2nd toe from the right is a breathtaking specimen. It possesses a cleavage and lack of symmetry that is eerily reminiscent of the Hooters toe, which can be found in our Women's Toes section. Could it be that she was laid off from Hooters, moved to Vegas, died her hair and now works conventions? Is this the same toe? Do we need to call Agents Mulder and Scully? The truth is out there.
E3 Convention Toe
Toe Factor: 20 (10x2)
We at the Toe love an occasional video game as much as the next guy. That's an OCCASSIONAL video game. With the overly hyperventilated E3 convention wrapping up in L.A. we see once again what happens when the gaming community gets cocky. Here's a hint to all you gamers out there... if you want to have success with a really hot chick at a trade show, it's best if you try not to act like you've never in your life seen a human that gorgeous in person before. Granted, I am old and grew up in a world of Pong, Intellivision and Atari but I do not think it bodes well for society that the videogame industry is larger than the movie industry. I know it also has to be related to the obesity epidemic in this country. Kids are supposed to do real things, not simulated things. And kids are supposed to run around and exercise, not hang out in their rooms playing some dumb game against some other dork in Japan. This is the dungeons and dragons club gone international on a massive scale.
Concert Toe
Toe Factor: 6 (not great toe...but nice pelvic thrust)
Hits of Ecstasy: 2 (each)
This picture was probably taken last Spring on the one warm day at the University of Vermont. You know the scene...a bunch of pasty prep school kids who couldn't get into Hobart or Middlebury dancing to a Phish cover band populated with white guys (sporting dreadlocks) from Fairfield County. Note to all white guys: black people with dreads look cool. White people with dreads look like they need a bath and some parenting. The girl on the right got the freshman fifteen as an appetizer and just kept on ordering more courses. Her friend on the left is sexy in a "I don't really work out or have much muscle definition, but I used to be cute and I'm really hammered" sort of way. College.
Korean Corporate Hottie
Toe Factor: 01 (a ten...but you have to read right to left)
The Nikkei may be at 18 year lows, but do you think that the men in Korea care? Not if this photo is representative of the accoutrements that the new generation of corporate women are bringing into the workplace. I'd live in a shoebox and endure a six hour daily commute in a high speed trash compactor if there were one of these in the cubicle next to me. I'd gladly deliver endless powerpoint presentations to bosses who won't promote me until I'm 58 years old if I could dine in the corporate cafeteria with women like this. I'd spend 20% of my salary on a watch just to impress this kind of co-worker and do it happily. I'd gleefully dine barefoot on the floor sans utensils, risking premature scoliosis, if my dining partner looked like her. And when I wasn't with her, I'd play interactive video games on my cellphone while thinking of her.
Here's a haiku dedication...
Korean hottie
Doing cameltoe squatty
Rook rike go potty
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